Every workplace needs to hear this sound advice.

by xoxoBug

47 Comments

  1. Dalostbear

    Yes please let you can see you guys wanna meet me in f&b or smth else to see it change your head in f&b or smth else you need go back and see him in a sec or smth else and then I can do you want me of the kitchen and in f&b and he is a compilation and a very nice picture to read it change his employment in a good way of life with a very creative approach and I know the people I know the way I can make things more of it showcases and then go to bed now if you need go back home and get a sleep then I can make you can see my love to be honest and be saying the time I am I am I should have the same as I have you guys are the time you have a very common English name for the next day or so you have a bathtub to do in the kitchen and then I will have you been in the kitchen to see it

  2. GoWest1223

    “Didn’t you see the memo? Ok, writeup”.

  3. Just_call_me_Neon

    Policy to be applied starting on the 2nd Tuesday of last week.

    Wtf is this? Lmao

  4. manchvegasnomore

    Godzilla had a stroke and died trying to read this.

  5. Robbylution

    Am I having a stroke or did whoever wrote this have a stroke?

  6. MightyPitchfork

    This sort of bullshit is why I would give my personal email address out to everyone under me and say, “If you need a reference, give them this. I got you.” I had like sixteen different template references to big up anyone who reported to me.

    And then hand in my zero day notice.

  7. GreatBigHomie

    “Sometimes I start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going”

  8. AuxiliaryPatchy

    ![gif](giphy|lXiRJ8IRz5QH6wTQc|downsized)

    He’s grown up and he’s writing memos

  9. Infinite_Tie_8231

    If you actually put this up I think you’d be running a workers comp hazard, don’t want the team stroking out trying to decipher this shit.

  10. Spicyperfection

    Management hit the bong, but the bong hit back 💨

  11. IwouldpickJeanluc

    Is this from DOGE.

    Maybe get the management to read it out loud lol.

  12. Adventurous_Pen1553

    My brain cells are crying down my spinal cord reading this.

  13. I can only think this is designed to make you stop to read and then decide to wash your hands

  14. This feels like something written by your keyboard suggestions

  15. shade1tplea5e

    It reads like when you type the first word then just let the predictive text take over haha.

  16. IllDoItTomorrow89

    Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

  17. Ordinarily_Claim

    Anyone else smelling burnt toast right now?

  18. makingkevinbacon

    This is about as clear as instructions from my corporate overlord employer. God bless you nameless entity thank you for my responsibility and no and you’re not and then you when you not done yesterday but today. No other employer has ever fulfilled me as much.

    Except for when I was a prostitute heeeyo

  19. dennisfyfe

    I have a question for management.

    “What the fuck?”

  20. jumbipdooly

    when the edible hit a lot sooner and harder mid cleanup than you planned for, now you’re useless so you may as well leave a note, clock out and apologise to the openers, issue is if they were too high to clean they were just as fuck-eyed typing up the note

  21. I have a question. Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

  22. yargh8890

    I’m still gonna say “yes chef” and go get busy somewhere.

  23. FindOneInEveryCar

    Can’t afford ChatGPT; let’s just use auto-complete to write the memo.

  24. tigm2161130

    “Has you sometime play football? How did you seen out when you was a baby? How do you think you cames to seen out when you was very old?”

  25. ScreamingLabia

    Look that makes sense because when they speak they sense that they make things easier when they make what they do sense! You should understand that when they sense they make understand and you need to u step up your understanding so they can have more sense and game when days come and go sometime tomorrow and they make to need you for your understanding!

  26. Has anyone ever been so far as to do want to go more far than as to want to do go look more like?

  27. spacex-predator

    Gotta love when the people higher in the chain of command proudly display their kindergarten level of language proficiency for everyone to enjoy.

  28. TonsOfFunn77

    Sounds like one of those “start the first five words then let autofill take over” kind of messages.

  29. driverfortoolong

    dude who wrote that making $174k a year probably

  30. “Hey ChatGPT, draft a memo to the team from management encouraging responsibility”

  31. Goroman86

    This message brought to you by predictive text

  32. DrNinnuxx

    This has to be a joke. Someone is trolling the management.

  33. Classic-Exchange-511

    Lol I wonder if it’s to figure out who doesn’t read that shit

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